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Here are a couple of Just for Laughs i picked on some websites. 

28 Days

A bunch of blondes walked into a restaurant celebrating and chanting "28 days, 28 days..it only took us 28 days!"

Everyone was wondering what took them 28 days and why were they celebrating? Finally, when the blondes were about to leave, a waiter goes up and asks, "What took you 28 days, and why are you celebrating?"

All the blondes say, "e just finished a puzzle in 28 days and on the box it said 

3-6 years!"

(=_=')

Circle

A blonde has just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over, and she did. The driver then pulled a chalk out of his pocket and drew a circle on the road. He then told the blonde to stay in the circle and not move.

Next, he went to her car and cut up her leather seats. When he turned around, the blonde had a grin on her face. So he said, "Oh, you think that's funny? Watch this!" He gets a baseball bat and breaks every window of the car. When he turned around, she smiled. This time, furious, he gets his knife and sliced every tyre of the car. Now she was laughing. The truck driver was getting more furious. He went to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on the car and sets it on fire. He turns around and she was laughing even harder.

So the truck driver asked the blonde, "Why are you laughing?". She replied, "When you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle four times!".

(=_=') (-_-')

1. I asked God for a bike, but i know God doesn't work that way. So i stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

2. Children; you spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up.

3. To steal idea from 1 person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

4. I know a girl who was so stupid;

• she called me to get my phone number
• she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind
• she tried to put M&Ms' in alphabetical order
• she sent me a fax with a stamp on it
• she tried to drown a fish
• when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said 'Airport Left', she turned around and went home
• she got stuck in a grocery store and starved to death

There's a lot more..but i'll update more sooner or later.